Dylan said something to Daddy, who could not hear what Dylan had said, because the road traffic was too noisy. Daddy explained, 'I cannot easily hear you, Dylan, so please speak directly into my ear'. Misunderstanding slightly, Dylan put his ear inside Daddy's ear, and spoke again.

Daddy and Dylan went to see Stick Man, the stage musical. During a quiet pond scene, Dylan shouted, 'Are there going to be ducks?'

It seems necessary, again, to illustrate one of Dylan's experiments in physics.

Daddy often pulls Dylan on a scooter, by a belt connected to the handle bars. One day, Dylan decided that he should pull himself on the scooter, even while standing on it.

You and I know this doesn't work. Unfortunately, however, Dylan conducted the experiment on a slight downhill grade. To him, it seemed to work fine.

This illustrates how a scientific theory can never be proven, only disproven.

Dylan uses the phrase 'all the time' literally to mean 'at all times' or 'on an on-going basis, indefinitely', rather than its usual meaning of 'at many times' or 'often'. While holding hands with Daddy, he said, 'I want to keep holding hands; I want to hold hands all the time'. Sometimes he says, 'I want kisses all of the time'. He thinks anything good should be continuous and does not understand moderation or change.

Dylan asked if fish have noses.

DYLAN, who knows that the baby is coming 'at Christmas', said to Mummy:
'After Christmas, will the baby go away again, back into your womb?'

Dylan is experimenting with the subjunctive: 'I wish I would have a bike'.

Dylan sings 'Dirty Old Town'.

DYLAN: Do I have two heads?
DADDY: No.
DYLAN: I have a head, and I have a forehead.

DYLAN: Where do stars come from?

DYLAN: I want to burst into flames.

DADDY: If you put your fingers in the milk one more time, I'll put you on the thinking step. [Pause.] If you put your toes in the milk one more time, I'll put you on the thinking step.

Dylan thinks it's funny to say that he is going 'to bad to slap' instead of 'to bed to sleep'.

DYLAN: Shall we go to an English cafe that has lollipops, beans, chips, pig, and lollipops?