DYLAN (as if he has recently arrived in Britain, which, of course, he has): Silverware. What is it called in this country?

('Silverware' is American for 'cutlery'.)

We had to explain to Dylan that, yes, Jeff and Wendy are visiting but, no, they are not bringing the horse.

DYLAN: I'm going to knock you over.
DADDY: Dylan! That's not very nice or polite.
DYLAN: Please can I knock you over.

DYLAN: Do starfish have mouths?