Sunday 30 October 2011

Isaac is standing up, without holding on. He claps his hands while standing.

Saturday 29 October 2011

DYLAN: Will you still love me when you're dead?

Saturday 15 October 2011

Friday 14 October 2011


Dylan led a tour of his boat:


the garden, with outdoor beds and a person inside a tree;


the battery, engine, and rudder.


From his new shop, Dylan sold cosmetics and tomato sauce.

Thursday 13 October 2011

Sunday 9 October 2011

Dylan had a dream that he and Daddy were flushing grapes down the toilet in a foreign cafe. In the dream, flushing grapes was Daddy's idea, and Daddy did not tell Dylan what country they were in.

Monday 3 October 2011


User:
My name is Dylan.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes thats my name.

User: Honourable Dylan Turkey.

Cleverbot: Is it warm in Turkey?

User: Mouse.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Daddy.

Cleverbot: My name is not Daddy. Tell me what my name is.

User: What's your name, robot?

Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot why would you ask that?

User: Do you go to school?

Cleverbot: Art school.

Saturday 1 October 2011

DYLAN: When are we going to Devon?

MUMMY: Soon.

DYLAN: Will we be dead?

MUMMY: No, that's Heaven.