DYLAN [In a cafe, out of the blue]:    Are there numbers less than zero?
DADDY:  Yes.  Negative one, negative two, negative three point one four.
DYLAN:  Is 'negative six' a number?
DADDY:  Yes.
DYLAN:  Are there any numbers that you can write but not say?
DADDY:  Yes.
DYLAN:  What are they?
DADDY:  I'd have to write them down in order to answer you.  Mostly ones with lots of zeros after them.
DYLAN:  Are there any numbers that you cannot write and cannot say?
DADDY:  That's a good question.

I want you to clean the hoover.  - Dylan, obsessed.

Paddling Pool Haircut 6th and 7th July 2012.

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'Help!' shouted Isaac.  Daddy ran into the kitchen looking for danger.  Instead he found Isaac, tugging on the handle of an immovable fake cupboard door.

Damien Sprinkler July 2012

Kung Fu Fighter July 2012

Snail Hug July 2012

Dylan and Isaac in the bath 13th July 2012

Dylan, Zadie, and Kitty 5th July 2012

Barney and Isaac 2nd July 2012

Minnesota Balloon 1st July 2012

Mumu at the Brook 13th June 2012

Isaac has long had an Iggle Piggle doll.  Today he saw In the Night Garden on TV.  Each time Iggle Piggle appeared, Isaac danced.  Each time Iggle Piggle exited a scene, Isaac cried (and screamed).

DYLAN:  What name is written at the bottom of the page?
DADDY:  Mr Warren, the Head Teacher.
DYLAN:  Why does it look so bad?
DADDY:  It's a signature, written sloppily as unique proof.
DYLAN:  Oh.

ISAAC:  Daddy?
DADDY:  Yes, Isaac?
ISAAC:  [English singer-songwriter] Kate Nash.