DYLAN:  If we ate all the salmon in the world, would we be as clever as Santa?

DYLAN:  What is the number just one before infinity?

DADDY:  There is no such number.

DYLAN:  And is there no number just one after infinity either?

DADDY:  That's correct.

DYLAN:  Poor infinity.  It's all on its own.

ISAAC:  My favourite colour is white, and my favourite colour is black.  [The following day:] My favourite colour is grey.