Saturday, 15 October 2011

Friday, 14 October 2011


Dylan led a tour of his boat:


the garden, with outdoor beds and a person inside a tree;


the battery, engine, and rudder.


From his new shop, Dylan sold cosmetics and tomato sauce.

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Dylan had a dream that he and Daddy were flushing grapes down the toilet in a foreign cafe. In the dream, flushing grapes was Daddy's idea, and Daddy did not tell Dylan what country they were in.

Monday, 3 October 2011


User:
My name is Dylan.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes thats my name.

User: Honourable Dylan Turkey.

Cleverbot: Is it warm in Turkey?

User: Mouse.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Daddy.

Cleverbot: My name is not Daddy. Tell me what my name is.

User: What's your name, robot?

Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot why would you ask that?

User: Do you go to school?

Cleverbot: Art school.

Saturday, 1 October 2011

DYLAN: When are we going to Devon?

MUMMY: Soon.

DYLAN: Will we be dead?

MUMMY: No, that's Heaven.

Friday, 30 September 2011

DADDY: That was before I was married.

DYLAN: When I grow up I want to marry Mummy.

DADDY: Did you know that somebody has already married her?

DYLAN: No.

DADDY: Who do you think married Mummy?

DYLAN: I don't know.

DADDY: Do you want me to give you a clue?

DYLAN: Yes. [Daddy points to himself.]

DYLAN: You?

DADDY: Yes.

Monday, 19 September 2011

'Gak' means 'duck' and is a corruption of 'quack'.

Saturday, 17 September 2011

Isaac is saying 'Mama', 'Dada', and 'Gak'. We're not sure what 'Gak' means.

Dylan wrote and performed a song about Isaac: 'Isaac is a musical instrument. Isaac is a musical minstrument'. The word alternates between 'instrument' and 'minstrument' which Dylan and his parents think is really funny.