Dylan supported England in France.

On our way back to England, Dylan had his face painted.

Dylan and Sam played on a water slide at our house.

Martinez Boys' Club (North Finchley Branch)

Here you go, Kitty.

In this video, Dylan offers his Baba to Kitty for sleeping with.

Trip to France.

In France Dylan's water tunnelling behaviour began to resemble a reflex action, with neural pathways built to make endorphins. Whenever Daddy tried to carry Dylan past a favourite water slide, Dylan would struggle unthinkingly to climb it, like a heroin addict.

These French slides are big like the ones in Manteca, California. Dylan went down a particularly huge slide eight times in a row, insisted on going alone the ninth time, hurt his leg, and then waited an entire fifteen minutes before recovering to make a tenth trip. He was not in control of himself; the endorphins controlled him.

Later, in a hotel room, Daddy told Mommy that he knew how to open the window because he is American. (In France and America people use the same kind of window.) Dylan overheard Daddy and said, 'I'm American, too!' We had not recently discussed Dylan's nationality with him and were surprised he was aware of it.

Daddy told Dylan that a whole cup of juice was too much. Dylan answered, 'I want too much'.

I'm eating the bubbles.

A puddle at the castle.

In the back garden.



Birthday party with Grandma's train cake.



Reading to Mu Mu.



Willows Farm.



The only gay toddler in the village.



Painting at home.

Dylan's recent jokes are a mockery of maths and truth. For example, he jokes that there are 'two rabbits and one baba', when in fact there are two babas and one rabbit. Another favourite is, 'Daddy has no pee pee; Mummy has a pee pee'. Dylan knows the truth and laughs at its negation.

Dylan might have chicken pox.

Dylan sometimes asks for kisses of various colours: a green kiss, a yellow kiss, a purple kiss, etc. After Daddy gives Dylan a kiss of any particular colour, Dylan asks for another kiss of another colour.

Dylan and Kitty at Friary Park.