Dylan's recent jokes are a mockery of maths and truth. For example, he jokes that there are 'two rabbits and one baba', when in fact there are two babas and one rabbit. Another favourite is, 'Daddy has no pee pee; Mummy has a pee pee'. Dylan knows the truth and laughs at its negation.

Dylan might have chicken pox.

Dylan sometimes asks for kisses of various colours: a green kiss, a yellow kiss, a purple kiss, etc. After Daddy gives Dylan a kiss of any particular colour, Dylan asks for another kiss of another colour.