'I'm not pretending, I'm not joking, you're not imagining, and you're not misunderstanding me', says Dylan, when he's quite serious about something.

Daddy: Yes, we can do as you suggest, but then Mummy won't give you a star sticker.

Dylan: We won't tell Mummy.

Daddy: I have to tell Mummy because she's my wife.

Dylan: No she isn't. Mummies aren't wives.